Kitchen Cabinet Building with tongue & groove/Dado carcass, Top frames, Back frames with panels, Panel doors—Cope and Stick construction, Mortise and tenon face frames, Interlocking drawer assembly.

I like the different stain options & opaque look of the exterior deck & fence stains. Is there any reason I should not apply them to my new kitchen cabinets

I'm in a manufactured home with that awful phony wood look cabinets. I don't want to take the time to sand & prime & paint, but really would like them white.
I was thinking about using some thin slats for a fence effect since I want to do a retro type theme.
Anyone have some great ideas?? Thanks